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fi 7omsi ra7 sara2 BANK w ma ken ilo khile2 y3ed l Money 2all boukra mna3rif men l akhbar
marra wa7ad rawa2 2a3sabo man2oushe bza3tar
A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."
fi wa7ad ma far2a ma3o tjawwaz we7deh ma far2a ma3a jebo walad sammou la tizeh
fi wa7ad w marto 3am b 7ashesho , 2am ran el beb fa 2aletlo ya te3teere eja jawze , 2am kab 7alo min el shebek
Bryan's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Bryan seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls." The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."
2al fi 7omse zghir 2alla la 2immo : mama boukra lama yikbaro rif2ate ma3 min bil3ab????
lei l 3arous l 7omsiyyeh betdalla ne23a ejraya bel mayy??
ta ma yedbalo l wardet li 3a rasa
AL cherkit suklin badda tefta7 BAR ......
chou sammeto ??
BARMIL !!!!
fi wa7ad we2i3 bel khezzen 2am nataro rfi2o 3al 7anafiye
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
fi wahad 3ando mercedes ghouwassa, be3a bi 50$ leh? ==>la2ano bet fawit mayyy
2al b 7omos khtara3o dawa jdeed lal barghash .... btekmesha bel bansa w btodroba bel shekoosh 3a rasa
leh l 7omse bi7ot kebeyit may lama baddo ynem? ta yoghtoss bil nawme
marra wa7ad akal achta em we2i3 bel joura
fi 7omse la2a 500 ma2shoufe tnen 2am ra7 la77ama bi 1000LL
mara wa7ad ra7 7ala2 2am riji3 2iswara
le l 7omse bi7ot 5yara ta7et l m5ade? cz l banadoura btonfo3iss
fi wahad 3ando mercedes emm 3youn be3a bi 100$ leh?? ==> coz 7awla
marra wa7ed allo la sa7bo baddak she?2em allo sa7bo la2 badde he
fi wa7ad da2 la sa7ebto 2alla ta3eh 3al bet ma fi 7ada...ejit ma le2yet 7ada
fi wa7ad kendarge am sar darejten
fi wa7ad a7wal 3en fiyye ou 3en bel led2iyeh 3am be wassel khayyo 3al matar em bes al 3ettel ou 3ata khayyo lira
fi wa7ad akal sfouf am tcharda2 bel tab2at
lech el namle btesba7 ma3 2id barrat el mayy?? la2anno se3eta mech waterproof
fi wahad rah ta yo2ta3 el naher 2am a5ad ma3o mencharrr
fi wa7ad 3alla el sot am mara2 men ta7to
lesh il 7omse byekhod ma3o calculator 3al mashkal???
la yi7sob Allah ma khala2o
chou bta3mil el na7le el homsiye??
MRABBA
serlankiyyeit tol3o yesser2o beit, ma le2o shi, emo jelyo el jalyet w fallo
wa7ad a7wal tjawwaz 3a marto tol3it hiyyeh zeta
2al fi we7deh nas7a nas7a nas7a wa2afit service 2aletlo rond-point 3ash2out? 2alla tcharrafna ana georges ghazal
wihdi 2alit la jawza yaraytne jaride la tifta7ne kill yom
-2alla yaraytiik riznema ta ghayrik kill sene
fi waladen 7abbo ba3ed fa wa3ada el sabe lal benet enno yetjawwaza wa2ta yekbaro
fa 2aletlo: " ma betsawwar bayye ra7 ye2bal, la2anno ma mnetjawwaz ne7na 2ella men el 2arayib, la2anno bayye tjawwaz 2emme, w jeddeh tjawwaz sette, w 3amme tjawwaz mart 3amme, ya3ne akid bayyeh ma ra7 yjawwezne 2ella la jawze"
fi benet 2elit la 2emma:
"mama, leh el mara btelbos 2abyad nhar elli btetjawwaz fi?"
2aletla 2emma "la2anno hayda 2as3ad nhar bi 7ayeta"
2aletla el benet:
"ennnnnnnnnhhh!!!!!!! halla2 3refet leh el rejjel byelbos 2aswad!!!!!"
fi telmiz sa2al 2estezo:
"monsieur, bet 3e2ib shi lwa7ad eza ma 3emel shi?"
2allo "akid la2!!! leh?"
2allo "ma 3melet el devoir monsieur"
fi tnen mhebil lta2o 3al tari2
2el el 2awwal lal teneh "la wein rayi7?"
2allo "maba3rif...enta?"
2allo el 2awwal "maba3rif"
2allo el tene "yiiiii!! ya3neh 3a tari2eh! khalina nrou7 sawa!"
fi wa7ad ktir tawil, cherib kebbeyit 7alib, 2em met
leh?
kholsit medto 2abel ma tousal 3a me3edto
Wa7ad libnene w wa7ad masre dayya3o marton ( their wives) ...fa sa2alo il masre lal libnene
Masre : " shu lebse martak?"
il libnene: " short aseer, kanze 7afir w shway bitbayyin il batin... inta martak shu lebse?"
Masre" " shu baddak b marte, ta3a nfatish 3a martak..."
leh el 2atrach ma byekoul mloukhiyeh …. la2anno mich semi3 fiya
marra 10 7amasne 2a3deen bi bet.. kel jom3a yodhar wa7ad.. leh ?!?!?! 3am yel3abo Star Academyyyyyy
Lesh il 7omsi bas ytaffe il daw, bi dawwe il sham3a???
la yit2akkad enno il daw ntafa
fi marra tnen 7amassne tol3o 3al moto saro yetkhena2o min baddo ye23oud 3al chebbek
2arraro 7omos w 7amah w 7alab yebno jeser bayneton.
t2asamo el sheghel :
el 7adid 3ala el 7amasne
el ciment 3ala el 7amawiye
w el 7jar 3ala el 7alabiye
ba3d ousbou3 we2e3 el jeser 3ala el 3alam!!!
el 7amawiye 2alo :'ya khsara ra7o el icmentet yalle 7ataynehon'
el 7alabiye 2alo :'ya khsara,ra7o el 7ajarat yalle 7ataynehon!'
el 7amasne 2alo: 'el hamdella ma 7atayna el 7ajrat , keno ra7o kamen !!!!!! "
Fi 7omseh nkhaaza2 boto 2em attabo... ba3ed jom3a fakkaro sa777 2em shallo l otab...
kif l 7omsi bidayyi3 l bareghshi??? biyefrosh bel salon w binem bi oudit l a3di
marra fi namle lazza2it bil magunatiss leh?(cz 7ata braces)
chou bta3moul el barghache el 7omsiyye 2abel ma tnem?? Bet walli3 vape !!
wa7ad ahbal tsawwar 7ad el 7mar w ba3at el soura la ahlo w 2allon ana yalli 3al yamin
fi wa7ad ktir 7elo em tjawwaz we7de ktir 7elwe emo jebo walad bidabbii2
fi wa7ad ghabeh 2aloulo "wlek l7a2 martak 3am bet khounak bel jnayne ma3 sa7bak!!!"
ra7 el ghabe rakad w reji3 ba3d shway w 2el
"kellon chajerten! 3meltouwon jnayne? ba3den manno sa7be wala ba3rfo!"
wa7ad bakhil jawwaz ebno
2allo leik wleeeee ma badna fazlakeh..jebneha 2elak w la ekhwetak !!
leh el 7omseh min ba3ed ma yechtereh sebat byontou yawmen la yelebso ???
la2ano bi 2elo el biye3 eno awal yamwmen tleteh bi waje3lo ejreh
Bubye!!
